Best Holiday Jokes 2020 - Jim Gaffigan

Here are the funniest Holiday jokes from my standup career! Featuring Christmas, Easter, Halloween, Valentine's Day, and more! PALE TOURIST is NOW streaming on Amazon.

:00 - Christmas Tree
1:15 - Easter
1:41 - Overeating
2:23 - Halloween
3:35 - Valentines Day
5:13 - Gift Giving
5:45 - Robe
7:15 - Fruit Cake
7:52 - Thanksgiving
8:31 - Santas Belt
9:32 - New years Resolution
10:32 - In-Laws
11:31 - A Disney Christmas
13:49 - Birthday Jesus
16:31 - Thanksgiving
19:08 - Valentines Day

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Fast Food
Jesus
Catholic
Drinking
Disney
Japan
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INTRO
CORN

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Asian American (Full Set)
Florida Man (Full Set)
Superstitions
Tourists
Halifax Donair
Rodeo
Drake Story

QUALITY TIME
Marathons
Horses
Lying

NOBLE APE
My Wife's Brain Tumor
Massages
Pope
My Least Favorite Doctor
UK vs US

CINCO
Morning Person
Steak is Manly
Hiking
Idiot Abroad
Easier to be a Guy
Big Family

OBSESSED
Weddings
Bath vs Shower
Can't Stop Eating

MR. UNIVERSE
Vitamins
Whales
Fitness Goals
Home Birth
Big Family
Disney

KING BABY
Camping
Bacon
Waffle House

BEYOND THE PALE
Hot Pockets
I'm Korean
Doing Nothing
Out To Dinner
Cake
Vegetarian

SUPER OLD
Manatee
Glasses

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Garbage Plate
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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.
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