FUNNIEST Animal Jokes | Stand-Up Compilation

Jim Gaffigan's best animal jokes from his last stand up specials! PALE TOURIST is NOW streaming on Amazon Prime. Check out Canadian American and Spanish American by clicking here

:42 - "Pigs & Lobsters"
1:23 - "I Love Animals"
1:49 - "Horse Police"
2:43 - "Bears and Wild Animals"
4:08 - "Pigs"
4:52 - "Turkeys"
5:15 - "The Human Animal"
6:49 - "Cows"
8:50 - "Chickens"
9:35 - "Dog In a Bag"
10:30 - "Cats"
11:16 - "Dolphins are Mammals
12:02 - "Saw a Bear"
16:05 - "Safari"
18:03 - "Horses"
28:34 - "Moose"
30:36 - "Bulls"
33:08 - "Rodeo"
36:57 - "Zoo"
37:55 - "Sheep, Cows & Chicken"

THE PALE TOURIST
Asian American (Full Set)-
Florida Man (Full Set)-
Run with Bulls
Ontario vs Quebec
Spanish Superstitions
Canadian Map
Tapas
Moose
Tourists
Halifax Donair
Rodeo
Drake Story

QUALITY TIME
Marathons
Horses
Appendix
Museums
Lying
Dog Birthdays
Cold Weather

NOBLE APE:
Japan vs China
My Wife's Brain Tumor
Massages & Saunas
Pope
My Least Favorite Doctor
UK vs US

CINCO
Morning Person
Fish are Gross
Idiot Abroad
Easier to be a Guy
Big Family

OBSESSED
Bars:
Weddings
Victoria's Secret
Seafood
Donuts
Bath vs Shower
Can't Stop Eating

MR. UNIVERSE
Vitamins
Whales
Fitness Goals
Home Birth
McDonald's
Big Family
Disney

KING BABY
Jesus & Apostles
Camping
Bacon
Fried Chicken
Waffle House

BEYOND THE PALE
Hot Pockets
I'm Korean
Doing Nothing
Out To Dinner
Cake
Jesus
Vegetarian

SUPER OLD
Manatee
Caroline's Comedy Hr
Glasses

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Chicken Fillet
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Daddy Dog
Hot Pocket
Twinkies
Fluff
Vegemite

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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.